Found below article while I was researching a term for a psych doctor I was doing earlier and it really made my day. It's funny how we all fall into one of these categories every now and then for reasons like hormones going on rampage, it's a full moon, the stars are misalligned, or when the sun dances. So let's learn the art of laughing at ourselves when we are at our craziest moods and the art of betting on who gets to fart the loudest. Read on..
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline!
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
And to bring out the child in me, here's my favorite philosophy (that sometimes I tend to forget, hence I'm embedding this vid as reminder). Enter my Lion King friends: